Gee whiz, what an EXHAUSTING DAY.
I got up at sunrise, to do my finger exercises (I keep telling mom, if you can?t climb a wall and shoot web out of your palms WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? Sometimes I think she is so uN-g33/

Shelley and I argued about ninjas (honestly, she is such a ninja snob) because I think with my sticky hand abilities and my small and wily body (used for sticking to the ceiling above targets whilst they sleep), I am one sword handling lesson away from being an actual ninja, and she was saying that if anyone in the lab was a ninja it was nart, what with his kung fu and all?. I mean DERRRR, nart is so not a ninja. I kicked her in the shins and ran away.

ME 1
HER 0

BAMMMM!

My trip to Australia is looming like an Eastern block dictatorship, I?m nervous but pretty excited too. I mean, when your gf is as hot as mine, how could I not be?

Anyways. Time to go cook some egg free, nut free, bean free, pea free, soy free, cake free, chocolate free, wine free, tequila free, rice in ginger ale.

GB
?Sticking it to exes since 1995?

(note this entry was written by Sara, as she feels i dont update my blog enough)