So, I am sitting outside reading yesterday when from the corner of my eye, i spy a confused rainbow hurtling towards me. After a brief panic and moment of terror on both our parts, myself and the blue bird of happiness make a truce.

We became friends, and spent an hour reading and foraging. Sadly, as the weather turned to rain my new pal fled and i was once again alone with the book.

I suspect someone has lost a pet, but it could be that Aussie birds are insanely tame.

Also, I am currently sitting at 21, so if the internet says I am a genius, then it MUST BE TRUE.

And Lisa, I can wait for the sour keys, i guess….